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A contest is a contest!

Écrit le 24/03/2004 @ 11:43 par Alexandre

Entertainement - HumourVoici une petite histoire lue dans le journal Hour distribué gratuitement à Montréal dans le métro :


A Cork radio station was running a competition: Words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ "FM 96 here, what's your name?"
Caller "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."
DJ "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller "Goan fuck yourself."

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until...

DJ "FM 96, what's your name?"
Caller "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ "You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller "Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!"



Dernière modification le 24/03/2004 @ 11:43 par Alexandre

Commentaire par Drizzt  Score: 0
Écrit le: 24/03/2004 @ 12:58

Ahahaa...

V'lan, spelt V-'-l-a-n, prononced Vlan, like 'Hey v'lan dans les dents'!


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